Famous Quotes

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.
Martin Luther King J.R.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it"

Former Democratic Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi

get up... shake it off... (bet you won't do that again)

_My Father_

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame.....well,....can't get fooled again, HuH Huh Huh,....

George W. Bush

“You Americans are so gullible. No, you won’t accept communism outright; but we’ll keep feeding you small doses of socialism until you’ll finally wake up and find that you already have communism. We won’t have to fight you; we’ll so weaken your economy, until you fall like overripe fruit into our hands.”



Soviet Premier, Nikita Khrushchev



(In this 1960's conversation with Ezra Taft Benson, Khrushchev indicated Benson's grandchildren would live under communism. Rendezvous with destiny? Let's hope not!)

"On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone."

Janis Joplin

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

Oscar Wilde

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."

Chris Rock

"A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up."

Winston Churchill

The boy was as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

Earl Pitts

Having a hoochy is like owning vintage car: it's a lot of maintenance and once a month you have to put a drip pan down.
"Betsy"

"I'm surrounded by a$$holes! Keep firing a$$holes."
Dark Helmet

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Unknown Author.

I thought the last line was "teach a man to fish and he stops showing up for work"

"Can't we all just get along"

Rodney King

I've seen a lot of things in my life, but..... t h a t......w a s.....A W E S O M E.......but sorry about your car man.

The Late, Great

Chris Farley to David Spade

(on the deer scene from Tommy Boy)

I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer Simpson

"Quit thinking its a hot rod"

Jim Loftin on questions about my bus motor.

"I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth."

Jack Nicholson

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Groucho Marx

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"Say hello to my little friend"

Al Pacino

"whatcha talkin bout Willis?"
Arnold from Different Strokes

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up"
Arnold from Different Strokes or that lady from Life Alert. Take your pick.

"I pity the fool"
Mr. T

“Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.”

Paul "Bear" Bryant

"Put yer titty back up, Adele"

Early - Kalifornia

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.


Benjamin Franklin

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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Peter Paul co.

"How do you do that, Rog?"
Scotty Henry from 80's Reese's commercial
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

“A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you.
I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.” – Joe Rogan

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.

Don Shula

Hay Hay Hay
Duane from What's Happenning (1970's)

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

William J. Clinton

Brownies maybe?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

William Clinton

we can do it !!!!! (Oboma)

"Did I do that?" - Steve Urkel

(I'm noticing a patern here )

Read my lips: no new taxes.
George H. W. Bush

gas, grass or ass. nobody rides for free-???

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Clint Eastwood

VWSPD wrote:

gas, grass or ass. nobody rides for free-???

I think that was Tommy Chong

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

"JOE DIRT" in Joe Dirt

"All I need are tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine"

Jeff Spicoli

better to fight for something than live for nothing


Patton

"Cant make it this weekend, it's not running right"


All VW owners, at one time or another.

Me more often than not!

Six of one.....Half-dozen of the other ????