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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 3/18/2010, 12:14 pm | |
| Granted, your cold goes away. But, getting out of bed, you stub your toe and trip, twisting your knee, consequently bumping your head and getting a headache. (nothing a little ADVIL can't handle)
Wish I knew what to do with my life. | |
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dragnfly 1791cc
Location : Brandon, FL
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 3/18/2010, 2:01 pm | |
| Granted, you discover the perfect career and come up with a simple plan that will allow you to retire early. The bad news is that you will no longer have any time to drive your vw and just thinking about it gives YOU a headache.
I wish vegetables tasted better. | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 3/18/2010, 2:32 pm | |
| Granted, vegetables taste great to you. But, everything else tastes like vegetables. (water, tea, beer, soda, cookies, cake, steak, etc....)
Wish it would never get warmer than 80 degrees. | |
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dragnfly 1791cc
Location : Brandon, FL
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 6/22/2010, 1:10 pm | |
| Granted: 1-800-ask-gary manages to construct a floating monolithic billboard/death star that blocks the sun over the bay area, yet traps just enough heat to maintain a constant 79.5 degree temp. Too bad the giant face of Roz keeps everone inside......
I wish I had a bigger garage full of all the tools I need! | |
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MadMike Crew Chief
Location : Brandon
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 6/22/2010, 1:46 pm | |
| I don't have a come back.... I just had to say, that is hilarious!! | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 8/26/2010, 12:01 pm | |
| - dragnfly wrote:
- Granted: 1-800-ask-gary manages to construct a floating monolithic billboard/death star that blocks the sun over the bay area, yet traps just enough heat to maintain a constant 79.5 degree temp. Too bad the giant face of Roz keeps everone inside......
I wish I had a bigger garage full of all the tools I need! Granted: But with all the tools, there's no room in the garage for your bus, and with all this rain, it's starting to rust away. Wish I could go back in time (about 20 years) and do a few things differently. | |
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panther 2443cc
Location : Tampa
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 8/26/2010, 12:30 pm | |
| Granted, you get to go back in time....But when you get there you relize that everybody around has mullets, shoestring ties, and a vocab that ends up putting you in a mental hospital
i wish i had a roof rack for my bug | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 8/27/2010, 11:39 am | |
| Granted, but it blows off with all your belongings, while racing down the interstate.
Wish I had a new truck. | |
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shellofabug 1600cc
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/5/2010, 10:29 pm | |
| Granted, but it breaks down as much as an old truck.
Wish I had a new purse. | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/5/2010, 10:33 pm | |
| Granted, but a purse snatcher takes it.
Wish I could age backwards for 15 years. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/7/2010, 10:53 pm | |
| Granted, but your young broke and horny all the time.
I wish I had more time in the day. | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/7/2010, 11:36 pm | |
| Granted, but to do so, the earth rotates slower, causing a natural imbalance and killing everything.
Wish winter would come three months early. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/11/2010, 9:37 am | |
| Granted, but its a blizard and you can't get out of your house.
I wish all my projects were done. | |
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MadMike Crew Chief
Location : Brandon
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/11/2010, 10:58 am | |
| Granted, but as soon as you finish them, a hurricane comes and blows them away. I wish there was something good on TV. | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/11/2010, 11:07 am | |
| Granted, there's a really good ice cream cone on your TV that melts and ruins it.
Wish instead of driving, I could just "beam me up" from place to place like Star Trek. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/12/2010, 12:33 pm | |
| Granted, but only the top half of you shows up and you spend the rest of your lift looking for your penis.
I wish I didn't have to work. | |
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baja69 Crew Chief
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/12/2010, 1:51 pm | |
| Granted, you dont, but you end up in the poor house like me.
Wish I had a job that's easy on the back. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 9/14/2010, 8:50 am | |
| Granted, but you end up watching tv with me half the night at my job.
I wish CB Performance would go under. | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 10/21/2010, 11:36 pm | |
| Granted, But they end up making billions under a new name, using the CNC machines to make Billet Dildos to screw everyone that they haven't yet!
I wish my Oval was ready for Bug Jam! | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 10/22/2010, 8:17 am | |
| lol. Granted, and you win best in show become rich and famous loose all your friends, get strung out on Heroin and are found dead with a Billet Dildo.
I wish I had more time to fish. | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 12/24/2010, 12:22 am | |
| Granted. But with all the time to fish, you no longer work, go broke and have to pawn all of your fishing gear.
I wish more people wanted to come out and play. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 4/17/2011, 9:41 am | |
| Granted but it turns into a big party and everyone winds up at the peoples house behind yours smoking pot.
Mmm, I wish I could smoke pot. | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 4/19/2011, 9:10 pm | |
| Granted, but the only reason is because it's prescribed for your Early Onset Glaucoma......so you can't see.
I wish I had a swimming pool, on these hot days. | |
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krakr14 2165cc
Location : Cape Coral FL
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 4/20/2011, 2:44 pm | |
| Granted, but you just lost your home to forclosure
I wish I could fly (not on a plane like superman)
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 5/13/2011, 8:33 am | |
| Granted, but you can only fly naked and you get some nasty sunburns on your super pole.
I wish it was 68 degrees all the time | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 6/5/2011, 9:59 pm | |
| Granted, but it is the 8 fathom deep thermocline in the Atlantic.....So you drown.
I wish my friends lived closer to me. | |
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Hellafast Premium Member
Location : Horizontally opposed.
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 6/6/2011, 10:10 pm | |
| Granted, but now we ALL have to drive two hours north to go to shows...Thanks Ron.
I wish Ron paid for my gas. | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 12/16/2011, 1:19 pm | |
| Granted, But I only offer E-30 so your new engine setup runs about as good as your old setup........And is just about as reliable. LOL
I wish my dual carb setup was working better. | |
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U B BUGN Crew Chief
Location : WORKIN' IN NAPLES, YUCK!!!
| Subject: Re: The Ruin A Wish Thread! 5/28/2012, 10:28 am | |
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