3 Word Story

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This game (story) can get quite funny depending on how well you use your imagination.


* A story written by everyone,
* Each post must contribute exactly 3 words to the story.[/B]
* Feel free to write some commentary in your post, but separate it from your story contribution.
* Don't double post!

Lets begin:

Once upon a

I was jonesing.

As I crossed

Highway 301 and jumped

a sand dune

a cop was

eating donuts while

I was trying

to find my

can of Snuff

and burning doobie

Looked in the

beer filled cooler

open a bottle

heard the siren

as a grin

covered his face

then ran like

hell to the

nearest strip joint

so, I started

looking for dollars

and found only

my check book

then I remembered

I'm not allowed

to be within

100 feet of

my ex-wife, who

pole dances there.

She really smells

and looks like

yesterdays left overs

But I digress.

and look for

my car keys

that fell when

taking a wiz

on some lady's

dressed up poodle

with plaid pants

She and I

are competing for

a prestigious managerial

position in a

local Family Dollar

Adult Novelty Store

Sold there are:

all kinds of

edible granny panties,

and dollar dvd's